The Washington Post’s film historian and fact-checker, Carl Matushka, today released his review of Pinocchio’s claim that he didn’t go to school because he was kidnapped by “two big monsters, with big, green eyes.” Matushka gave the statement “Four Romneys.”
Pinocchio: School? Well I … uh … I was going to school, ‘til I met somebody.
Pinocchio: They put him in a little sack!
These claims earn Pinocchio Four Romneys.