Saturday, June 25, 2011

Kim Kardashian X-Rays Her Butt, Finds Al Capone’s Missing Treasure

Agents from the Internal Revenue Service were dispatched to the Beverly Hills home of Kim Kardashian on Saturday after an X-ray of the reality star’s behind revealed Al Capone’s famous missing treasure lodged inside her rectal cavity.

Kardashian, sick of people questioning whether her behind is real or not, went to her family doctor and got an X-ray to prove that her rear is all natural and not enhanced with implants. But according to UsMagazine.com, the X-ray technician was shocked when Kardashian’s butt X-ray showed not the inside of her empty booty, but a real booty instead.

A spokesman for the reality star read the following statement to the press:

“Ms. Kardashian was taken immediately to Cedar’s Sinai Medical Center, where the items were removed in a surgical procedure. I can confirm at this time that the items included several stacks of aged currency, totaling a sum of $1.2 million, three cases of bootlegged whisky, and various mementos from the 1920s. The items were inspected by agents from the Internal Revenue Service, as well as two historians from UCLA, who positively identified them as belonging to the notorious 1920s gangster Al ‘Scarface’ Capone. Ms. Kardashian has no idea how Mr. Capone’s property came to be in her behind, and she is cooperating fully with the authorities in this matter.”

The spokesman added that Kardashian is resting comfortably in the hospital, and that the entire procedure was taped and will appear in an upcoming episode of the reality show "Keeping Up With the Kardashians.”

Kardashian’s sister Khloe, meanwhile, tweeted the image of Kim and her X-ray, saying, “Al Capone’s loot is lodged in Kim’s ass! Are you serious?! Her butt is, like, iconic. Eat your heart out, Geraldo! LOL.”

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